Description

“Elon Who?” Hoodie – For Those Who Didn’t Elect a Tech Overlord
When billionaires start acting like they’re running the world, it’s only fair to remind them… we didn’t vote for you, bro. This hoodie is your cozy armor in the battle of common sense. Stylish, warm, and guaranteed to make people smirk (or double-take). Stay comfortable, stay rebellious, and keep asking the right questions.

Product features:

• Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
• Adjustable drawstring hood for custom comfort
• Eco-friendly tubular knit with no side seams
• Durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester fabric
• Available embroidery options for personalized flair

Care instructions:

• Tumble dry: medium
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

Perfect for casual wear, secret government meetings, or watching rocket launches in style.